This I wish would disappear

Monster has had the old toilet from the upstairs bathroom sitting on our patio for months now. He's got two good-size mosquito nurseries/biology experiments in the back now between that and the abandoned water feature on the other side of the patio. I would give anything if we could find someone to take the toilet away for free. He has forbidden me to phone a garbage service like 1-800-GOTJUNK to have it hauled off.