running away from home

Monster's best friend is coming into town and staying at The Ranch through Sunday at Monster's invitation, while he has a booth at the Scott Antiques Show this week. That means I give up the main bathroom, TV, and all privacy for a week. Monster is still having him stay in the main room for the week rather than preparing a place for him and his stuff downstairs. I want to vacate the house as much as possible this week with activities that don't require me to look so good since I have even less space and time for grooming and dressing.